galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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hideousblob:

he wishes he could dance

like the cucumber

free and smooth

but

he can’t

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zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

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eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

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thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
departured:

bucky-barnes-booty:

onlylolgifs:

cat stuck in a bathtub

the face of a broken man


departured:

bucky-barnes-booty:

onlylolgifs:

cat stuck in a bathtub

the face of a broken man

departured:

bucky-barnes-booty:

onlylolgifs:

cat stuck in a bathtub

the face of a broken man

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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