bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

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googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

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I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

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tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

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  • me: *puts earphones in*
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  • me: oh right
  • me: *plays music*